college; the musical
featuring such hits as:
- the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250
- why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment
- final exams more like no
- how did my gpa get so low
- this ta really needs to stop
- i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow
- how did my gpa get so high (reprise)
Story of my college life
We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
(Source: riangosling)
hhahahhaa
(Source: thorwin)
"120mm Black Lightning Cannon!"
Im not gonna lie. i didnt stress out about finals at all. id also like to thank my computer class professor for putting up with my incessant typing during his lectures. But that just shows his tolerance as a true KING!
well its to safe to say that i havent done this in a while! just had a midnight snack that consisted of leftover plain white rice from today’s lunch with salt. boy do i feel ghetto! D:
silly rapture nuts, you think the world’s gonna end at 6pm eh? well its only 430pm now. so ima go watch anime and wait for the end of the world to come! and if we’re still here past 6pm, then this applies to you: umadbros?! umad?!
thank you mr. dentist. thank you for making me wait an hour and a half for 3 old hags to finish up and still end up not letting me in because the 3rd one was taking her sweet time. greaaaat.
It’s that dreaded time again in everyone’s life where they go to the dentist!
